Haven’t been on Tumblr for a while, so here’s a selfie from last night!

Haven’t been on Tumblr for a while, so here’s a selfie from last night!

Me: Hits on a guy
Guy: Walks away
Me: Hibernates for the next 6 months


Hayden promising to take Nicole on a date after Big Brother:

Did that just happen?
Frankie, like the rest of the tag (via zach-thebrains-rance)


Can’t wait until Zach is on Frankie’s D all like:

You’ve been my best guy friend in the house.

Amber about Caleb

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the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots

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He’s so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Caleb Reynolds. We were houseguests in the Big Brother house. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… whatever. So then in the first week, I mostly talked to the other houseguests and Caleb was like, weirdly jealous. Like if I walked out of a room when he walked in, he’d be like, “Why are you denying your feelings for me?” And I’d be like, “Why are you so obsessed with me?” So then in week two, when he was on the block I was like, “Caleb, I can’t vote to keep you in the house. I think you’re a misogynist. I can’t keep a misogynist in the game. There are going to be girls in *alliances*. I mean, right? He was a MISOGYNIST. So then Julie Chen called CBS and started yelling, it was so retarded. And then he self evicted from the Big Brother house because no one would talk to him, and when he came back for the reunion show, all his hair was cut off and now I guess he’s on crack.
Amber Borzotra (via danielle-reyes)

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This is so accurate. 

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The people that I hate the most are the people that I suck up to the most



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